What Does the Dentist of the Year
Get? A Little Plaque!
What did the Dentist say to the
Computer?This won’t Hurt a Byte!
What did the Dentist say to the
Computer?This won’t Hurt a Byte!
Health Benefits of Humor and Laughter
Laughter
improves our mental and physical health, increasing our capacity to fight
disease. Humor and laughter strengthen our immune systems and help us recover
from illness. Laughing relaxes the body
and reduces the risk of heart disease, strokes, arthritis, and ulcers, as well
as brings joy into our lives.
A good hearty laugh can help:
A good hearty laugh can help:
* Reduce stress and foster instant relaxation
* Lower blood pressure
* Elevate mood - make you feel good
* Boost immune system
* Improve brain functioning
* Protect the heart
* Connect you to others
How do You Clean a Tuba? With a Big Tuba Toothpaste!
Laughter Lowers Blood Pressure
People
who laugh heartily on a regular basis have lower standing blood pressure than
the average person. When people have a
good laugh, initially the blood pressure increases, but then it decreases to
levels below normal. Breathing then
becomes deeper which sends oxygen enriched blood and nutrients throughout the
body.
One
study showed that laughing causes the blood vessels to expand, thus lowering
blood pressure. While monitoring the
blood flow and pressure of healthy volunteers, half the group watched a movie
that was filled with violence and suspense while the other half a ‘very funny
movie.’ Those who watched the suspense
film experienced an immediate constriction of the blood flow. Those who watched the comedy had the opposite
experience. Their bloods vessels opened
up, helping protect them from a stroke or heart attack.
In
addition, it was concluded that watching a funny movie may have as much
positive effect on the arteries as 20 minutes of jogging. This doesn't mean you should become a couch
potato, but if you are going to lie around, you will be better off watching a
comedy than a R-rated violent movie.
What was the Dentist Doing in
Panama? Looking for the Root Canal.
Laughter Protects the Heart
Laughter,
along with an active sense of humor, may help protect you against a heart
attack, according to a study at the University of Maryland Medical Center. The
study found that people with heart disease were 40 percent less likely to laugh
in a variety of situations, compared to people of the same age without heart
disease.
The most
significant finding of the study was that people with heart disease responded
less humorously to everyday life situations.
They generally laughed less, even in positive situations, and they
displayed more anger and hostility.
Historically,
research has shown that distressing emotions (depression, anger, anxiety, and
stress) are all related to heart disease.
A good sense of humor and the ability to laugh at stressful situations
helps reduce the damaging physical effects of distressing emotions.
What Do You Call a Depressed
Dentist? A Little Down in the Mouth!
Laughter Gives Our Bodies a Good
Workout
Laughter
can be a great workout for your diaphragm, abdominal, respiratory, facial, leg,
and back muscles. It massages abdominal
organs, tones intestinal functioning, and strengthens the muscles that hold the
abdominal organs in place. Not only does
laughter give your midsection a workout, it can benefit digestion and
absorption functioning as well. It is
estimated that hearty laughter can burn calories equivalent to several minutes
on the rowing machine or the exercise bike.
Doctor, I have Ringing in My
Ears?Don’t Answer!
Laughter Improves Brain Function
Humor improves mental health. Laughter stimulates both sides of the brain to enhance learning. It eases muscle tension and psychological stress, which keeps the brain alert and allows people to retain more information.
Why Did the Guru Refuse Novocain
at the Dentist? He Wanted
to Transcend Dental Medication!
Laughter Relives Stress
Humor is
a powerful emotional medicine that can lower stress, dissolve anger and unite
families in troubled times. Mood is elevated
when humor is found in difficult and frustrating situations. Laughing at
ourselves during difficult situations helps reveal that small things are not
the earth-shaking events they sometimes seem to be at the time. Looking at a problem from a different
perspective can make it seem less formidable and provide opportunities for
greater objectivity and insight.
Humor
also helps us avoid loneliness by connecting with others who are attracted to
genuine cheerfulness. And the good
feeling that we get when we laugh can remain with us as an internal experience
even after the laughter subsides.
Rodney
Dangerfield went to the Dentist, “Doctor, I have Yellow Teeth, What can I
Do?” “Wear a Yellow Tie.” No Respect!
Force Yourself to Laugh
Laughter
seems like it should be a spontaneous act.
But for many of us, laughter does not come easily. Try forcing yourself to laugh for one minute
and see how it improves your mood. The
next time, you are totally frustrated [ say stuck in traffic, or your mind is
stuck on a upsetting thought] try forcing yourself to laugh. I bet you will feel much better.
Did You Hear about the Dentist who Planted a Garden? A Month later, He was Picking his Teeth.
Did You Hear about the Dentist who Planted a Garden? A Month later, He was Picking his Teeth.
Keep
laughing and you will live a longer, happier life. The old saying that “Laughter is the Best
Medicine,” is definitely true!
What did the Dentist See at the North Pole?A Molar Bear. Ha! Ha!
Enjoy Life
and Keep Smiling and Laughing! And
Remember to Be Kind to your Dentist! He has fillings, too!
George Malkemus has had a Family and Cosmetic Dental
Practice in Rohnert Park for over 27 years.
George A. Malkemus, DDS2 Padre Parkway Suite #200Rohnert Park, CA 94928 Phone: (707) 585-8595
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